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I can see this section needs some work, and it will, happen but
for now you might like to take a look at at iansbitches,
Steve's website,
Paul's website and Graham's
website.
Rose run's a fantastic garden design company - chameleongardens.co.uk.
There have been a few trips, but links will have to be added in
due course:
- France 1
- France 2
- Karting
- Barcelona
- Prague
- Canada 1
- Canada 2
- Stockholm
- Raph's Birthday
- Round The World
- Cardiff
- Stockholm and Kiruna 2003
- Gran Canaria 2003
A few quotes from the guys for now (they are quite funny):
- "Obviously, I don’t make the rules.." : Steve
- "Its harsh, but ultimately fair" : Steve
- "The glory is yours"
- "Quick, put him in the recovery position" : Leo
- "I think I remember your friends, there was a girl who
laughed like a guinea pig" : Instructor
- "1, 2, 3 PULL" : Kev
- "I like playing with my lunchbox" : Ian
- "That’s the biggest lunchbox I’ve ever seen"
: Nina
- "It’s quiet this morning" : Will
- "I’ve never seen Will drink this much..." : Will’s
missus
- "I’ve checked her birth certificate" : Chris
- "She looked better than that last time I saw her"
: Steve
- "Do you think she likes me?" : Raph
- "Let's Play a halerious game of fuck or freeze." :
Steve
- "They obviously have a far more advanced rule book than
we do.":Ian
- "I like men!" : Steve 2
- "I did a four year course. I am a Master, I have a certificate
to prove it." Rhi
"I am a bachelor and I don't need a certificate to prove
it. ".Steve and Leo simulaneously
- "...or warm spaghetti hoops [in reference to American pie.]"
: Steve 2
- "Have you seen any ID?" : Everyone to Ian and
Chris
- "Does anyone want to join Cheltenham Ladies Colleges' Gym?"
: Chris
- "She made me wait in the car whilst she got her friend
to come and look at me" : Ian
- "Scribes? Oh, you mean Secretaries.... or bitches?"
: Leo and Ian
- "What would you do if a mad axe murderer walked into the
room? Course instructor
"I'd tell Rhi to sit down" : Leo
- "I think that I've left my trousers at your house."
: Raph
- "Raph, I found your trousers in my car" : Jon
- "Ah woo ha ha!" : Ian's award winning retort
- "I think I engaged my mouth without consulting my brain"
: Ian
- "Wouldn't it be great to experience every way of dying?"
: Jon
- "I'm think it would be great if I walked into your room
crying at 3 in the morning and started sucking on your tits."
: Ian
- "What's this fixation you've got with colons?" : Instructor
to Chris
- "I Hate Chris. Full Stop.!" : Instructor
- "Fuck is this a road?" : Ian
- "You must shag loads" : Nina
- "My legs are really sore after the weekend with Raph"
: Sara
- "Waking up next to you reminded me why I don't have a girlfriend"
: Raph to Sara
- "David's after the girl on crutches." : (can't
remember)
- "Whenever I watch porn films on Channel 5 I think of Jon."
: Raph
- "I broke my hand masturbating." : Chris T
- "I was listening to colons." : Instructor
- "If I shot you...." : Instructor to Chris
- "I pulled it out too early and it spurted over my hand."
: Chris
- "You disgraceful squalid beast ." : Instuctor
to Leo
- "Can I cum in your car?" : Chris
- "I'll kick you into March." : Ian
- "We'll drive all the way in second gear." : Ian
- "I know you had lots of pudding." : Instructor
to Leo and Ian
- "It's OK, no one should have to take responsibility for
them, it would be a full time job." : Instructor about
Ian and Leo
- "Over practising causes RSI." : Instructor
- "Chauvonistic Pig!" : Instructor about Leo
- "I buggered myself with my Squash racket." : Alex
- "Shall we attempt a night ascent of Craford?: Ian
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